Here’s to us aussies. We can be loud, cheeky, drink too much and even these days, people from other countries say they can’t understand our accent (come on! We don’t even have an accent?). Australia’s stupidly hot and humid, has way too many deadly snakes and spiders, we pay $20.00 for nail polish, you have to be an heiress to buy your first home and our celebrities are huge sell-outs who suddenly develop American or British accents straight off the plane.
But it’s home. And I love you Australia.