This movie cracks me up. Every time. What a funny, funny man Leslie Nielsen was.
When you read these quotes, try to imagine Frank Drebin’s voice (if you know what I mean).[offering a cigar] Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?
Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.
Jane: I’ve heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That’s why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren’t you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.
Image and quotes from The Naked Gun, From the Files of Police Squad, 1988, Paramount Pictures